The Randomness Continues

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Top 10 Explanations As To Why Darth Vader Became Evil:

10. Jedi Temple cafeteria food.. need I say more?

9. Sith offer better dental policy.

8.Still bitter over that damn braid/mullet cut.

7. Emperor Palpatine offered him candy.

6. When hear Yoda bitch every day, begin to get annoyed you will.

5. Chicks dig the asthmatic noise.

4. 50% off on black polish.

3. Lots of bitches.

2. Wants to get job working for FOXNews.

1. If Jar Jar was on your side you'd switch over too.


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