The Randomness Continues

Sunday, February 13, 2005

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY OTHER COUNTRIES MIGHT HATE US:

10. Jealous of our purple mountains majesty and amber waves of grain.

9. Angry about their country's hero not being as cool as Captain America.

8. May or may not be France, and may or may not want to take back Louisiana Purchase, hypothetically speaking.

7. That whole "Constitution" debacle.

6. American Idol(s).

5. American cheese.

4. American Pie(s).

3. Might have something to do with the number of times we've invaded them in the last 4 years, maybe?

2. Starts with a "G", and ends with an "eorge W Bush".

1. Could possibly be a certain foreign leader who might be mad at two certain creators of South Park who might have made fun of him (and his lithp) in a movie which could possibly have had a song in it that went, "America! Fuck yeah!" Sorry that could not have been a little bit more
specific.

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