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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Lost Russian spy satellite found on popular PBS show

On January 9th, 2005, a satellite made a fiery re-entry into Earth's atmosphere, and was suspected to be somewhere in the Ural Mountains in southeastern Siberia. The satellite supposedly an advanced Kobalt-class spy satellite, belongs to Russia. Members of the Russian space program were reluctant to comment on details, but did say, "Spy satellite? What spy satellite? What are you talking about? I've never heard of such a thing."

In an official report released only three days after the satellite fell back to Earth, a Russian official, wearing a suit and black sunglasses, claimed, "The Russian space program is too busy studying rock formations on Mars to launch such a satellite." It then added, "But we did lose an out-dated weather satellite. Has anyone seen it? If you do, please don't open it-- as it might be contaminated by-- you know-- space-- goo, or something."

For weeks the Russian military has been sending expeditions to the Ural mountains. When asked about the strange expeditions, a Russian General made this statement: "There are no expeditions, there is no satellite, and there was no re-entry. What you saw was the aurora borealis reflecting off a packet of atmospheric gasses."

On a brand new episode of PBS's hit show Antiques Road Show, filmed live in Des Moines, an elderly woman from Illinois brought the 'toaster' she bought in a flea market to get it appraised. "Ma'am," the appraiser said, "What you have here is not a toaster at all. In fact, it seems to be some sort of-- satellite. Now, if this had been a real Toastrite Pan Electric Man toaster, you would be looking at an estimated value of between $1,500 and $2,500. But because it seems to be, if I'm not mistaken, the missing Kosmos-2410 Kobalt-class Russian spy satellite, based on the design of the US Gemini spacecraft-- it will bring under $200 on the market."


  • Jeff,
    Haha. Nice. ^_~ *coughs profusely* Heh, sorry, still a wee on the sick side. Going to the doctors today. Bleh...they're prolly gonna tell me I need sum sort of immunization...they always trick me with they're stickers and lollipops *mutters*. Lolz :P Anyhoo, yeah. So, did you make that whole spiel up? *inquisitive look* Tis very creative, lol. Or did you get it from a web site? Either way, gave me sumthing to laugh at while lying in bed bored. ^_^ So thankie. Catch you l8ter. Hope your looonnnggg weekend is going fine like rubber and pork rhine. I love ryhming *pats self on back*. ^_^ Anyroad, byeeee! *waves*

    By Blogger moo, at 2:19 PM  

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