The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR NOT VOTING:

10. Can't read, was one of the "children left behind"
9. Was not given enough underwear and ramen by Michael Moore
8. Already voted on American Idol
7. Live in Florida
6. Would probably just end up writing in 'your mom' anways
5. Named Ralph Nader, and do not want to waste vote on self
4. Polls too far away from fridge
3. Couch also
2. Busy playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
1. Smart

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