The Randomness Continues

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE THIS MORNING AROUND 10:35am:

ME: (awake for around 5 seconds at this point, time enough to stumble to the phone) hello?

MAN: Hello sir, would you be interested in taking a survey?

ME: What?

MAN: Thank you sir. First off, are you aware that abortion is legal in the United States?

ME: What?

MAN: What is your opinon of that?

ME: What?

MAN: Sir, abortion, are you for it or against it?

ME: (done playing that amateur "what?" game after seeing this man's persistance) actually sir, I'd look to ask you a question first.

MAN: Uhh, well, sir can you--

ME: Thank you sir. There's a new law I am considering, it will punish complete jackasses who call people at 10:30 in the morning by tattooing the word "MORON" on their foreheads. Are you for it or against it?

MAN: Sir, I'll move on to my next question. What is your opinion on gay marriage?

ME: Why? Are you proposing?

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