The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

The WiseGuy's vision blurred as he starred down at the test, which actually (in the state his mind was currently in, which is know as the pre-happy, post-happy mood) seemed to be a lot thicker than five pages (a tome possibly).

Okay, this isn't that hard, he thought. Come on, keep going! Keep going! NO!!! What are you doing, his mind screamed at him as his right arm stopped mid-sentence. You're still writing the date! Keep going!

The WiseGuy read the first problem. What is the sum of the exterior angles of a Pentagon. He didn't know that!

The answer is 540 you moron! NO!!! Why are you writing 2? That doesn't make sense! LISTEN TO ME!

Problem three, how many angles of reflectional symmetry does a rectangle have? You skipped two! Hello? Do you hear me talking to you?! YOU SKIPPED TWO! Oh Come on! This isn't that hard! The answer is two!

"Oh yeah," The WiseGuy said, laughing. "The answer is 540!"

NO!!!! I STUDIED! WHERE WERE YOU!?!?

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The WiseGuy looked up, to see a sheep sitting in the seat in front of him.

"Go away!" He looked back down at the test (which was now the size of a book that was put together about every day in the life of Bob Hope). Question four: Given angle 1 and angle 2 are supplementary, and the measure of angle 2 is 75 degrees, what is the measure of angle 1?

105!!!! 105!!!!! CIENTO Y CINCO!!!!!!! ONE-ZERO-FIVE! 200-195!!!!!!

"I got it! 37!"

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The WiseGuy looked up again to see another sheep next to him. "GO AWAY!"

Back to the test. Come on! That stupid freshman who sits behind you is almost done! You're still on problem 5!

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"GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU!"

The answer is 300! Are you an idiot!

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"GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!"

Get back to the test! That smart-ass girl is done already!"

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