The Randomness Continues

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT WATCHING THIS YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBES:

10. RE-RUNS OF DIFFEREN'T STROKES
9. RETURNED LIBRARY BOOKS THAT WERE 10 YEARS OVERDUE
8. BUSY FEASTING ON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING
7. LEONDARDO DICAPRIO WASN'T NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING
6. BECAME BLIND IN A FREAK ACCIDENT MOMENTS BEFORE
5. STUDYING FRENCH HISTORY AND AMERICAN LITERATURE IN HOPES OF BEING A CONTESTANT ON NEXT MONTH'S JEOPARDY
4. ABDUCTED BY LITTLE BLUE MEN-- OR WENT TO BLUE MAN GROUP CONCERT, NOT SURE WHICH
3. TOO BUSY BUILDING SHRINE TO QUEEN LATIFAH AS A TRIBUTE TO KEEP HER FROM RELEASING BEAUTY SHOP, A SPIN OFF OF THE BARBER SHOP SERIES
2. SPENDING "QUALITY" TIME WITH FAMILY... (SIGH)
1. SAVING UP FOR OSCARS, TOO MANY AWARD SHOWS CAN BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH, ESPECIALLY CRAPPY ONE'S THAT DON'T MEAN JACK SQUAT TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY THOSE NOMINATED.


(NOTE: SNOW DAY!!!!!)

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