The Randomness Continues

Sunday, December 21, 2003

The Randomness Continues Presents:

THE TOP TEN WAYS TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU FORGOT TO BUY SOMEONE A PRESENT FOR [INSERT WINTER HOLIDAY HERE].

10. Hug them and say it's the thought that counts.
9. Give them an old present that someone gave you, but you never opened.
8. Pull out a sharpie and draw a christmas tree on a pair of plain old white socks.
7. Wrap an empty baby food jar and tell them you caught a ghost and put it inside of the jar.
6. Sew all your old clothes together and tell them it's a quilt that your family passes down from generation to generation and it's their turn to make a square.
5. Give them an empty box of chocolates and say you got hungry on the way.
4. Steal all of the presents from the small, happy people who live under neath your mountain, of course with the help of your dog Max.
3. Get on Google and study the handwriting of a former President, then sign a dollar bill and say you got it at their inaguration.
2. Rent a movie, cover it in wrapping paper, and tell the person you gave it to it's due back on Friday.

And the number one to cover up the fact that you forgot to get someone a present for [INSERT WINTER HOLIDAY HERE] is....

1. Take all your clothes off, put a bow on your head, and put a label around your next that says: "God's gift to the world" (NOTE: WE WOULD NOT RECOMEND THIS AS A GIFT FOR YOUR MOTHER)

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