The Randomness Continues

Thursday, December 25, 2003

Here at The Randomness Continues we respect everyone's religion, whether YOU celebrate Christmas, Hanukha, Ramadan, Kwanza, Festivus (yes, Seinfeld fans, you too can join the group hug... if you MUST), or if you celebrate in a little more... unorthodox way (such as the sacrifice of a Billboards top 100 artist). We respect all faiths, christianity, hinduism, islam, buddhism, judaism, and the force (star wars geeks... you too are invited to the party). We respect those who BELIEVE in "Hooga-booga", Santa Claus, Buddha, Vishnu, or Rufus the 13th apostle (dogma). We don't care how many presents you bought or gave, how many malls you got lost IN, how many little Christian children you taunted with chants of, "How can one man give presents to everyone, and how does that have to do with CHRISTIANITY?", or how many mugs of egg nog you've knocked back. You're part of the randomness family today (so you better have gotten me a !@#$%* good present!)!

Merry Randomness, from all of us here at The Randomness Continues!

(NOTE: "All of us" includes PK, STIMPMITS, The WiseGuy, The Randomness Monkies, Corporate Scandals Man, The various forms of elevated life in The WiseGuy's refridgerator, and of course, The Bathroom Ninjas.)

(NOTE: And yes, the hidden message was just a joke)


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