The Randomness Continues

Saturday, October 25, 2003

HAPPY HALLOWRANDOMNESS!

This week on The Randomness Continues we have tales of horror, death, and everything random (duh!). For the entire week we will all (STIMPMITS included) tell tales so scary they'll make you... uhh.. scared..

The WiseGuy had frequent problems with waking up in strange places... but this had been THE strangest of them all. He was dreaming about the time he made a peanut butter sandwhich and won the nobel prize in Math class, when he suddenly woke up.

At first he wasn't quite sure where he was... but then the strange creature appeared. Was this a nightmare? It had to be! The creature was hideous; the vilest, ugliest being he had ever seen! Its face was distorted, its hair wild and untamed. As it approached him it howled into the night. There were many of them, doing some kind of ritual dance and chanting. The WiseGuy was pinned down, so he begged for his life.

"NO! NO! You'll never take me alive!"

The creature approached, and continued its horrible chant:

"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night"

"NO! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!"

"There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes"

"NO! DON'T TAKE MY SOUL!!!!"

"You know it's thriller, thriller night"

"IT HAS ME! MY GOD, IT HAS ME!"

"You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

(gargle gargle)

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