The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, August 06, 2003

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Hello, and welcome back to The Randomness! With all of the "Dark" things happening in the "Near" future, I think it's time we take a look at a few differences between the "Good" side and the "Bad" side.

LLAMA:

PRO:
-They are friendly
-Eat hay, oats, llama food out of those machines at the fair
-Represent all that is good and righteous in the universe.
-Are soft and huggable.
-Lived in Peru once.
-Can be kept in the same pens as sheep.
-Like to run.
-Can’t swim or fly (but don’t pretend to do either!).
-Were essential to Incas.
-Have long necks.
-Are mammals (not aliens, like the penguin).

CON:
-They spit (not as much as camels).


PENGUIN:

PRO:
-They live in cold climates (such as the South Pole... which is nowhere near).

CON:
-They eat fish (which stink and are expensive).
-They can't fly but they have wings.
-They are friends with cows.
-They live in cold climates (such as the South pole... which is too close).
-They swim using “Wings” not “flippers”.
-A penguin stole Wallace’s trousers (Wallace and Grommit).
-Penguin is a bad guy from Batman.
-They look like they are wearing tuxedos (aKa spies...).

See???? The LLAMA PRO’s far out-weigh the PENGUIN PRO’s and the PENGUIN CON’s far out-weigh the LLAMA CON’s... thus LLAMAS are better than PENGUINS!!!!

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