The Randomness Continues

Monday, August 04, 2003

RIP

STIMPMITS

( )-2003

He was so young...

Actually no one knows how old he was...

He could be older than this rock I'm holding...

Or this shovel I'm holding...

To go dig up STIMPMITS's body...

And Use the book of Amun-Ra (Darn you Mummy Movies!!!!) to ressurect him...

And maybe Chris Farley....

He was so funny...

Not STIMPMITS...

He was just there...

He was so young...

Wait...

If horror movies have taught me anything about attempting to raise the dead...

Oh yeah...

Bring Hot-Pockets...

The dead are dead...

So they're probably hungry...

And bring milk...

Because if you give a Mummy a hot pocket...

He'll probably ask for a glass of milk...

And if you give him a glass of milk...

He'll probably want to ressurect his old girl friend...

And then she'll want a hot-pocket...

If you give a mummy-chick a hot-pocket...

She'll probably ask for a glass of Skim Milk to keep her gorgeous half-rotten figure...

But since all we have is 2%...

Why not take a poll over which is better...

The Penguin, or the Llama?

Take out your number 2 pencils...

[ ] Llama

[ ] Penguin

[ ] Bob Dole


.... Calculating Results ....

Llamas are better...

That's why...

We're going to war...

To avenge STIMPMITS's death...

He was so young...

(LITTLE VOICE): But didn't the bathroom ninjas kill him?

He was so young...

So enlist now!!!! Take up arms and fight for the LLAMAS!!!!!

He was so young...





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