The Randomness Continues

Saturday, August 16, 2003

Hello, and welcome to the Randomness. I am the WiseGuy (aKa SINister Apple Jacks aKa Frantic Panda aKa The Last unholy Pizza Man aKa Your twin bebop... ok, I have a lot of names...) your last chance for survival in a world of pink streamers and lathargic eskimos. Ok... that intro made even less sense than if you read a Steven King book upside down (even right side up it makes my head hurt). So lets go onto the fooey...


Now, you may have heard about that little black out that happened... and no I'm not being sarcastic. It was little. I lost power for 24 hours. That's it. I've lost power for a week before... but this time was different. Now, my little hick-town wasn't the only place being effected by a power outtage (last time a squirrel bit the wire that leads to the transformer. The squirrel lit up like a gas-soaked christmas tree and the transformer popped like a M-80 in a gopher hole. Fun fun. Well this time it effected every where between New York and Detroit. So... people go crazy. I went to the store yesterday to buy some Jones and there was nothing that even kind of resembled water (or donuts...). Did people think that the world was going to end? OH MY GOD WE CAN'T PLAY PLAY STATION. IT'S ARMAGEDDON! No electricity is not a big deal... I played Scrabble and lit off bottle rockets (yes... I can speel).

NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO JONES MAKE WISEGUY GO CRAZY.

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