The Randomness Continues

Sunday, July 13, 2003

The WiseGuy woke up, he looked around. He didn't know where he was.
"Where am I?"
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
The WiseGuy looked at his watch, then glanced across the room at a calender. Then he looked at the man.
"No it isn't. It's July 13 at 12:30."
The man looked at him, not blinking.
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
The WiseGuy looked up at the man again confused.
"Who are you?"
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
The WiseGuy tried to stand up but the man hit him over the head quite hard with a stick.
Some hours later he woke up, suffering from a case of slight amnesia.
"Where am--"
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
The WiseGuy suddenly remember who he was, where he was, and why he wanted a gun so badly.
"Seriously, we've had our fun and games, what day is it and where am I?"
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
The WiseGuy then realized the old man wasn't even talking to him anymore. The man had three short people with furry feet tied to chairs and was poking them with a stick while repeating himself over and over again.
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."
"You are in the House of Elrond, and it is ten in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know."

The WiseGuy walked behind the man. Suddenly the old man fell flat on the floor.

"Stupid energizer batteries."

The WiseGuy then freed the short men with furry feet and sold them on e-bay. The old mans body laid on the floor for a while before The WiseGuy decided it needed a little change. The next day he brought the old man out again and set it on the floor. Instead of an old man it was a giant teddy bear.

"Man," he said. "I hate it when Lord of the Rings geeks take it way too far." He then went out and killed the wicked witch (of the far east) and helped King Arthur and The League of Extraordinary Gentleman and Luke Skywalkersave Harry Potter, in his attempt to ruin as many famous works of literature and film as humanly possible.

The End.

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