The Randomness Continues

Monday, July 14, 2003

::Ring Ring::
[ME]: Hello?
::silence::
[ME] Hello?
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE]: Please stay on the line.
(NOTE: This is normally where I would hang up... yet I was in the mood for a little fun)
[TELEMARKETER]: Hello, is this Mr. [INSERT MY LAST NAME]?
[ME]: No, he's not here right now. But My Grandfathers here. Would you like to speak to him?
[TELEMARKETER]: Sure.
(NOTE: My grandfather wasn't here actually... you'll see)
[ME PRETENDING TO BE MY GRANDFATHER]: Hello?
[TELEMARKETER]: Hello is this--
[ME PRETENDING TO BE MY GRANDFATHER]: Hello?
[TELEMARKETER]: Sir, I am--
[ME PRETENDING TO BE MY GRANDFATHER]: Hello?
[TELEMARKETER]: Sir, please...
[ME PRETENDING TO BE MY GRANDFATHER]: Hello?
::click::


::Ring Ring::
[ME]: Hello?
[TELEMARKETER]: Hello sir this is Jon from [RANDOM COMPANY], thank you for your time--
[ME]: This isn't about the body, is it
[TELEMARKETER]: No sir, this is Jon from-- body?
[ME]: Oh... about that... you see it was an accident...
[TELEMARKETER]: Sir do you know how long it has been since--
::PRETEND TO YELL AT SOMEONE BEHIND YOU::
[TELEMARKETER]: Sir?
::PRETEND TO YELL AT SOMEONE BEHIND YOU, BUT EVEN MADDER::
[ME]: Can you hold on a minute...
::LARGE CRASH, IN THE BACKROUND SCREAM "I WAS ON THE FRIGGIN PHONE!", CRASH::
::click::
[ME]: Hello?

I got these two at around 9:30 this morning. They both called within seconds of each other.

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