The Randomness Continues

Thursday, July 24, 2003

LIFE, DEATH, AND LOTS OF PEACHES

The WiseGuy had gone quite a long time with out anything wierd happening... well except for talking to the devil... but that wasn't too wierd. But just when he thought maybe they WEREN'T trying to kill him he died. Or atleast he thought he was dead. So what was death like? Kinda like life except there were way more people dressed as the Grim Reaper (then again, I've seen a whole lot of people dressed as the Grim Reaper lately...). Maybe he wasn't dead. If he was dead... was he in heaven, hell, or Kansas? Let's see... no Hitler... no Chris Farley... no Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz... he couldn't tell where he was. All he knew was there was a whole lot of peaches here. Maybe he was in Georgia? Or was it Florida that grew Peaches? No, they grow corn. So what does Iowa grow? He was so confused. For all he knew he could be in France... scary as that was. So... better make good of a bad (or was it good?) situation... so he sat down with a couple guys dressed as the grim reaper and ate some peaches (or were these Tangerines?).

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