The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Hello and welcome to the Randomness, the internets number one sight for faulty news and squirrels. I know I havent posted a REGULAR post in a while (they've all been extra crispy, duh duh chhh), but that's mainly because I updated THE RANDOMNESS yesterday for the first time in a long while. It's not totally updated, but it's close. As for this site... it needs some work, mainly in the posting as of late... but I'm not worried or nothing.

On to the randomness. There are stupid people out there. The Darwin awards prove that, politics prove that, That 70's show proves that. But how can you tell if your cool stupid, or stupid stupid? Here's a chart:

Funny-Stupid: People who are funny stupid say/do stupid things, but they don't do it all the time. They do it when it's funniest (the perfect moments). We're not clowns... we're artists because clowns don't know when to quit.

Cool-Stupid: Bart Simpson is cool-stupid. He's an absolute idiot, but that's the way he likes it. He likes coasting through being the cool-funny-stupid guy. Kind of like me... but my definition of myself is a little bit later.

Smart-Stupid: This is an oxy moron (if you don't know what an Oxy-moron is you can skip to the bottom of this chart to Stupid-Stupid and go rent "Renaisance Man"). This is a person who is smart, but prefers to be stupid-funny to get laughs because he wants people to be happy.

WiseGuy-Stupid: Someone who can succesfuly blend funny-stupid, cool-stupid, smart-stupid together and still maintain an A average and do little to no homework or anything for that matter.

Stupid-Stupid: Morons for the sake of being morons.

There you have it... where are you on this list?


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