The Randomness Continues

Friday, July 04, 2003

Hello and welcome to The Randomness for our 4th of July celebration. We can't set off any fireworks considering were A FRIGGIN WEBSITE. So instead we have two posts. The first...

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE ME???? SO MANY PEOPLE DO, YET THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE SO MUCH COOLOSITY (new word) LIKE I DO... SO INSTEAD, YOU CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD RANK AGAINST ME BY TAKING THIS SHORT (50 question) QUIZ. HAVE FUN... (your all gonna fail)!!! PULL OUT YOUR NUMBA TOO PENCILS!

1. If I were a beverage, what would I be?
A. A nice cold glass of prune juice
B. A bucket of dish detergent
C. A bottle of diet caffeine free Mt. Dew
D. Blood

2. True or False: If I punched you in the face it would hurt.

3. Texas is bigger than Ohio because:
A. Ohio smells, and Texas doesnt
B. Ohio is confusing and I’ve never been to Texas
C. Texas has a good hockey team, Ohio doesn’t
D. Because Texas has more land mass, you moron.

4. If the Incredible Hulk fought Corporate Scandals Man, who would win?
A. The Hulk
B. Me
C. STIMPMITS
D. The bathroom Ninjas
(e.) corporate whatever man

5. The letter W sucks so bad

6. How do you spell the word “Antidisestablishmentarianism”?

7. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your at my website? Hahaha

8. Why does School suck?
A. Because it does
B. Becuase it does
C. Because it does
D. It doesn’t and I’m signing up on The WiseGuys list for people to smack

9. The first person who sends me an email with todays secret word (IRISH) gets a free point on their test!

10. Why is Kansas so cold?

11. What is the square root of pie divided by cake on top of a brownie with a hexagram cracker on top divisible by 11111? There’s only 4 possible answers... this isn’t hard.
A. Math sucks
B. Math sucks
C. Math Sucks
E. Math Sucks
G. Math Sucks

12. What year was the battle of 1812 fought?
A. Last year
B. October
C. Yes
D. 1812

13. Which of these people are better?
A. Homer Simpson
B. Jon Stewart
C. Arnold Schwarzenegger
D. Peter Griffin

14. How many months in a decade?
A. 12
B. Too many
C. Not enough
D. 120

15. If I were a fruit I would be a:
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16. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A. A lot
B. 16 pounds
C. Your mom
D. As much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

17. If I had an orange lying around in my refrigerator I would:
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18. Denial is a river in:
A. August
B. Mars
C. Israel
D. Europe
E. Africa
F. Egyptian
G. None of the above

19. Batman is/isn't a superhero because:
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20. Which sport is worse?
A. Golf
B. Tennis
C. Womens beach volleyball
D. Beisbol (baseball)

21. If someone called me stupid I would say:
A. I know you are but what am I?
B. Takes one to know one!
C. Your mom!
D. Thank you, but I think you can do better than that. Want to try it one more time just so you don't embarrass yourself?

22. Life is like a:
A. Box of chocolates
B. An old car with bad brakes because there is a lot of squealing (my guinea pig) and smoke (don't ask me...)
C. Your mom
D. A glass of Mt. Dew (mmmm)

23. Why does AOL suck sooo horribly???
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24. If I could go to one website, what would it be?
A. http://therandomnesscontinues.blogspot.com/
B. http://hometown.aol.com/wiseguy32188/myhomepage/index.html
C. http://acollectionof.blogspot.com/
D. www.ESPN.com

25. If I met George W. Bush I would tell him to:
A. Your mom
B. Shut up
C. Suck a lemon
D. [CENSORED]
(e). You're a great King and we love you very much please don't hang me

26. "It's better to watch stuff, than to do stuff." Who said this?
A. Bart Simpson
B. Homer Simpson
C. Lisa Simpson
D. Marge Simpson
E. Maggie Simpson

27. If I were stuck on an island with a cd player and an N Synchk CD, I would:
A. Listen to it
B. Gouge my ears out with a rock
C. Drown my self
D. Tape it to the cd player with my duct tape and die peacefully

28. PEZ

29. Today is July 4th, so we:
A. Go to picnics
B. Go to movies
C. Go to a lake
D. BLOW STUFF UP!!!!!

30. What day did I start The Randomness Continues?
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31. Why did the cult kick me out?
A. Stealing glue and gluing the doors shut
B. Stealing rulers
C. Because they hate me
D. Stealing erasers and chucking them at cars on the highway

32. What steps should you take to protect yourself from the bathroom ninjas?
A. Have your house sprayed three times a year
B. Throw away all Bruce Lee, Three Ninja, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Jet Li, or Jackie Chan movies.
C. De-numb chuck your front door
D. All of the above

33. What day has the longest A WiseGuy once said?
A. June 09
B. June 16
C. Never
D. Your mom

34. This quiz is too long

35. Who appeared in my cereal bowl?
A. God
B. Buddha
C. Aaron Spelling
D. Geraldo Rivera
E. Al Roker and the Bathroom Ninjas (a new band)
F. A+D

36. IRISH

37. What day did STIMPMITS join the randomness?
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38. How many letters in the longest word in the english language?
A. 1002
B. 1,000,200
C. 102,000
D. 1,000,002
E. 1,000,000,000,000,200
F. 1,202

40. How do you spell Habanero?
A. You already spelled it you moron
B. Jabanero
C. What's an habanero?
D. I don't care

41. We skipped number 39.... oh well.

42. The coolest animal is:
A. The Llama
B. The Penguin
C. The elephant
D. The donkey

43. Which half of Berlin was under the soviets control?
A. East
B. West
C. South
D. Northeast

44. If I had to rank this web site on how good it is, out of a 10 it would get a:
A. 10/10
B. 11/10
C. Diez/Diez
D. X/X

45. Which is better, Ketchup of Catsup?
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46. Mayonaise or Miracle Whip?
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47. If I could eat one fruit it would be:
A. A piece of juicy fruit
B. Runts
C. Ju-ju cherry thingys
D. Orange juice flavored jelly belly's

48. I am so:
A. Cool
B. Cool
C. Cool
D. Super cool

49. What is the best movie ever?
A. The Matrix
B. The Matrix Reloaded
C. The Matrix Revolutions
D. What the heck is the Matrix?

50. Is the quiz done?
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39. I told you I'm good..... no forgetting poor 39!

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