The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Welcome back to The Randomness where being stupid is like riding a bike or setting stuff on fire... it just comes natural. And now we come to a new section: THE LONGEST WORD NOBODY CAN SAY OR HAS EVER HEARD OF! Todays is the longest recorded word in the english language. It is a chemical name (stupid scientists... making life so hard) and is very long. Here you go (have fun saying it, it me like 5 minutes. It's 1202 letters long):



Acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine



Now lets give that to those stupid smart spelling bee kids on ESPN and see if they can say it. Want a definition? YOU SUCK!!!! Ok, maybe im just bitter because I mispelled the word "Fundamental" in a fifth grade spelling bee (Yes, that was years ago... but Hey! Im a sore loser (and speeler))! But do you blame me? How many kids can spell "Antidisestablishmentarianism"????? I bet my english teacher cant even spell it. Jerks!


A WiseGuy once said:
Love does not make the world go 'round. I believe thats gravity!
-The easter bunny is not my personal assistant, nor will he ever be.
-I did not pay the pauper.
-There is no such thing as "Looking at me funny" tax.
-"Screw Flanders" is not a filler to be used in term papers.

That's it, get off my lawn you stupid kids!

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