The Randomness Continues

Friday, June 27, 2003

Hello, and welcome to The Randomness where we find it customary to celebrate our nation by blowing up a small portion of it. This week will be our tribute to America, the only county that lets you have you cake, eat it, and then steal someone elses. Truley the land of the free. To start with, an account of the horrible fireworks I've seen in the past. You've seen this kind. They look big; yet you light them and all that comes out is a shower of sparks. It doesn't get worse than this. So my brother; now that he has money, decided to go to Ohio and get some good ones this year. (and by good I mean illegal in Michigan). Why not celebrate the freedom of all by doing something illegal? A few M-80's, some bottle rockets; you know. Fun stuff. But you have to remember not to do somethings Such as:
-Putting a bottle rocket in your mouth and then lighting it.
-Putting an M-80 in a badgers nest
-Putting a bottle rocket in a FULL bottle of alcohol
-Eating lit explosives.


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