The Randomness Continues

Thursday, June 12, 2003

Hello, and welcome back to The Randomness, the only web site that believes in putting a canine in the Presidential office by 2156! Todays Randomness is brought to you buy the Letter Q. Ok, Q isn't really a great letter. In fact it's like the lousiest letter on the planet... but it happens to be the only one that Seasame Street does not own the rights to, and that we could afford. And now onto the Randomness. When you think of evil... what comes to mind? Hitler, Stalin, Martha Stuart, Hamsters, Ohio... but when I think of evil, do you want to know what comes to mind? (chances are you don't, but considering it is MY website...) Bozo the Clown. Why? He looks like the epitome of evil to me... big red hair, red squeaky nose, big floppy shoes. THE DEVIL IN A CLOWN SUIT!!!!!!!!!

A WiseGuy once said:
-beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but ugliness is in the eye of everyone who has to look at you.
-Ignorance is not bliss, especially considering most ignorant people don't know what bliss is.
-What would happen if an octopus and a giraffe had a baby??
-Inteligence is not what separates us from animals. The fact that we don't [CENSORED BY AUSTRALIA] in the lawn does.
-Eskimos are not party gifts.

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