Well, I was cleaning out my closet when I found Al Roker playing with a broken Yo-Yo. When I asked him what he was doing he sobbed and told me that the bathroom ninjas in my shower kicked him out for stealing erasers. I told him I understood, the cult kicked me out for stealing erasers too. When I thought I had made a friend the little [CENSORED BY AUSTRALIA] swore at me. I can't believe he said GO TO http://helokittyhood.blogspot.com/. I swear there were no subliminAL MessaGOREs in that.