The Randomness Continues

Saturday, May 24, 2003

There is something the world needs to know about. Something big... three words; The Bathroom Ninjas. They're the ones to watch out for. The name is fairly self explanatory. They're ninjas that hide in bathrooms and prey on defenseless victims. Want to protect yourself and your family? Here are some tips on how to spot a bathroom ninja, and protect your family from him.

Ways to spot a bathroom Ninja:
-Their hands seem unusually clean for someone who wears all black
-They use the bathroom often, and sometimes don't come back for hours
-They smell like Lysol
-You here various Kung Fu style yells coming from the bathroom (Wyaaa)!

Ways to protect your family from the bathroom ninja threat:
-Have your house sprayed three times a year
-Throw away all Bruce Lee, Three Ninja, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Jet Li, or Jackie Chan movies.
-De-numb chuck your front door

Beware of the bathroom Ninjas, for they could be in yours! (I check every day)


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