The Randomness Continues

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Hello and welcome to Day 2 of corporate scandals week here on The Randomness. What can you expect from the rest of this week? Somethings we've never done before, including guest speakers discussing such topics as:
-Who is the shadowy figure
-What the state of Rhode Island has against me
-Why the Cult still won't let me join
-What ever happened to the "Yo quiero Taco Bell" chihuaha?
-How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rool center of a tootsie pop
-What steps must you take to be better than Enron?

Today we will be starting a step by step program on how to commit a corporate scandal. We'll start with Step one (a good place to start if you ask me): Covering up
A member of your company creates incriminating evidence against the company? Cover it up! We'll start by answering one of the questions above. Whatever did happend to the "Yo quiero Taco bell" dog? Upon further investigation it turned out the dog was a benge drinker who often stole erasers from the company. To cover up the debt, which came to a total of $7.97, the company had him killed and covered it up. How did they do this? They pushed him into the meat grinder and made "El perro grande" (The big dog)! Gruesome? Yes, but then again so is the X Box (I feel my incoming collision with Macrohard (excuse me Microsoft) to be a big one) but no one complains (I do!). So cover it up, delete files, shred documents, kill employees; any way to skip the blame for a couple of hours.

Hooray! My first guest speaker (if he chooses to) might be on this week. Stay Tuned!


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