The Randomness Continues

Friday, May 23, 2003

Friday... the greatest day ever. To celebrate this day we have more randomness. In the past few days it has come to my attention that school sucks.

Official Countdown: 11 full days and 2 half days

Now we need to talk about two animals. The Penguin and the Llama. I believe that the donkey and the elephant misrepresent the democratic and republican parties. Mainly because donkey translates to [Censored by Australia] and elephant means fat. So why not the penguin (the epitome of evil... I mean why have wings if you can't fly?) and the Llama (the greatest animal... in the future the llama will replace cars)? They're perfect!

Sorry if that involved too much politics (Poly meaning many... tics meaning blood sucking creatures) for all of you... I promise it will never happen again.

A WiseGuy once said:
-Stupidity is genetic, in 20 years we will all be watching American Idol (American Idle)
-Never slap a southern man who resembles Yosemite Sam
-Always eat your fruits.... everyone likes Runts!
-Remember: never stare at a rubix cube for too long... it will cause you to pick it up and fail miserably
-Never look at a rabbit cross eyed, they take it personally and will steal your mail.
-Always check your closet for vampires, monsters, lawyers, telemarketers, and Al Gore before going to bed.
-The world is not coming to an end, so give me back my sandals
-Pizza is all 7 food groups glued together


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